Never eat citrus fruits at your desk.
In one respect, citrus is a friend to capitalism. Achieving the recommended daily intake of vitamin C supposedly builds a stronger immune system which combats viral infections which prevents taking a sick day which increases productivity in the workplace. It’s true. I eat three grapefruits every day and have yet to take a sick one.
In another respect, citrus is capitalism’s worst enemy. You see the fruit flies caught wind of my healthy habit. They flew in by the thousands and productivity in our office was immediately threatened. Meetings, readings, dialing, typing – all work activity suffered because everyone’s hands had to constantly be used for swatting, or pointing the finger of blame in my direction.
So now I am banished from the office three times a day. Yes, exiled to the building’s communal kitchen to save myself from Vitamin deficien-C.
The flies, however, are here to stay and air swatting is at an all time high. I’m estimating I have but a few days to get some determination for the flies’ extermination or else it’s my…. job termination?
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Thanks for writing this.