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Snickering

Have you ever been in a situation where you come up with the greatest point off the top of your head?  For me, that occurred while making an argument as to why our company’s marketing collateral should be kept as brief as possible.  My partner, Mr. Wordy, disagreed in favor of a longggg testimonial piece.  Neither of us wanted to budge.

“Look at Snickers!” I screamed and gave myself kudos for the amazing example.  “All they have to say is ‘Hungry?  Grab a snickers.’  They don’t go into detail about the crunchy peanuts topped with chocolate and filled with caramel and nougat!”

That’s when a co-worker from another department moseyed on over - he was all smug, hands in pocket.  He quietly voiced that he would like to retaliate my argument.  And then he began to sing:

“Happy peanuts soar over chocolate covered mountain tops and waterfalls of caramel prancing nougat in the meadow singing songs of satisfaction to the world.”

My co-worker sensed that I was still a little skeptical and by the power invested in YouTube, he played the commercial clip featuring a guitar soloist strumming about the splendor of a Snickers bar.

Mr. Wordy proved his point too.  Had someone asked me if I was hungry, I would have said “no.”  But after being entranced by musical magic featuring a world constructed with confections, I had an instantaneous craving.  Sold!  And for at least for a good five minutes, my mouth was too occupied to make any more of my “greatest points.”

Sewn to the Phone

My co-worker, Mr. Confiscation, took my cell phone away from me and refused to give it back until I got my work done.

What’s happening?  A few months ago, I never picked up my cell phone.  I kept it on silent and frequently forgot to take it out with me.  My co-workers learned quickly that I was not reachable via cell phone and I was fine with that.  Unlike everyone else, “unreachable” was still an adjective that could describe me.

Then came the day when a certain someone asked for my number.  His first text message brought about an instant relationship - a hardcore one between me and my cell phone. 

At my desk, it’s on display.  During a meeting, it’s hidden on vibrate.  I constantly check for missed calls.  I pray for a text to shatter the silence. When there is hasn’t been cellular activity for set duration of time (typically three hours), I dial myself from the closest landline to make sure it didn’t break somehow in its stationary state.  When someone takes a step in a fifty-mile radius causing an atom to move, I instantly think it’s a vibration and grab my phone.  I tried a return to silencing but then I just stare at the screen and demand it to glow. 

On top of everything, my co-workers have witnessed this entire transformation and so now I lost my favorite ability to be “unreachable.”

Any suggestions or should I call on someone else?